Pharcyde
Ya
Mama
Intro:
Yo man, you gotta be... you
know
You gotta be on to die, man, what's up
with that?
Yo bro-shot
Yeah, word up
bro-shot
Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh,
like droppin knowledge
and writin good
stuff
Ay man, why don't you quit talkin all
the stuff and do something about it?
You know
what I'm sayin?
Oh, you talking about.. kick
some, uh, knowledge...
Yeah, well you do that
like right now
... and some wisdom for the
people
What's up with that?
OK, I got
it
(brothers and sisters)
Verse One: Booty Brown
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is
she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can
get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times
are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell
with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama
smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning
yearning and there's no turning back
Her
knuckles drag down to the ground when she
walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she
talk
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top, tootin
on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky
out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of
an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and
on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the
fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre
Ya mama look like she's been in
the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust
nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the
ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed
a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama
root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She
may have the muscles, but no, she's not
cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got
the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just
for the kiddies
Refrain:
On a cliff butt naked, tootin on
a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a
boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an
African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on
top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with
real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Three: Fat Lip
Watch out, I'm thinkin about
your mother to a funky beat
I went to your
house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said
excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the
Palladium
way back in September
Cause you
was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright
red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty
and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair
on her tongue
Refrain:
Ya moms, ya moms, she uses
Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking
whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and
teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is
Mudbone, and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a
kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Four: Imani
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how
fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get
some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went
flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They
thought I was lost but I was caught by the
G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give
way
Cause that would blow me round the world
in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she
didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up
to look just like a Chevrolet
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top tootin
on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky
out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of
an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name
is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro, with a
chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Outro:
Ya mama got snake skin
teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings
, dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was
making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya
mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip,
nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with
a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout)
ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya
mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses
are so thick she look into a map
and see
people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija
board on her back
Sidney with EQ and
everything what he be sayin
His mother be
hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the
frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough
teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and
Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the
Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't
even see her legs
it just looks like she's
just gliding across the floor...