Run D.M.C
You Be Illin' 



Verse 1 

(One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken 
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' 

This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny 
Went up to the front with a menu and his money 
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side 
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky 
Fried?" 
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back 
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! 
You be illin' 

Verse 2 

(To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J 
Front row seat (in free!) no pay 
Radio in hand, snacks by feet 
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat 
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town 
Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream 
"Touchdown!" 
You be illin' 

Verse 3 

The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a 
party 
Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was 
Bacardi 
You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get 
this dance?" 
She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in 
your illin' 
stance 
You be illin' 

Verse 4 

(For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left 
It was salty, with butter and it was def 
You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood 
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food! 
You be illin'