Slick Rick
La Di Da Di
Feat Doug E. Fresh


La Di
La Di
(You know what now get this) La Di Da Di, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're, just some men upon the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic [right]

For all my Dawgs keepin y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin
Which we create, cuz that's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this types of shit don't happen every-day

I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawnin
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble tumble five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I washed off the soap and brushed my gold teeth
Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put some bubbles in the tub so I can have a bubble bath
clean dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear
for all the bitches I might take home
I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks
Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my kangol
Then I dilly [dally] I ran through an [alley]
I bumped into my homegurl named [Sally] from the [Valley]
This was a girl playin hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?" cuz she looked upset
She said um

It's all because of you, i'm feelin said and blue
You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
And I love you so, How much you'll never know oh
Cause you took your love away from me

Now what was I to do
She's crying over me and she wa sfeeling blue
I said don't (Cry) Dry your (eye)
Here comes your mother with those 2 little guys

Her mean mother steps to me and says (Hi)
Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye)
Punched her in the belly stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The Bitch was strong, the kid wasn't wrong
I tried to find out what the hell was going on
I tried to break it up I said stop it leave her
She said If I can't have you she can't either

She grabbed me closely by the socks
So i broke the hell out like she had the chicken pocks
She gave chase she caught up quick
She put her finger in the face of emcee Rick

And said "Why don't you give me a play"
"And we can go ridin in my ojay"
And if you give me thaty ok
I'll give you all my love today
"Ricky Ricky Ricky cant you see"
"Somehow your words just hypnotize me"
"And I just love your jazzy ways"
"Cant you see my love is here to stay"

She kept on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mothers born

I said chill out I gave her a kiss
I said you can't have me i'm to young for you miss
She said no your not Then starts crying
I said i'm 19, she said stop lyeing

Tick tock you don't stop
To the tick tick and ya don't quit
Hit it