Snoop Dogg
Lodi Dodi

Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick
For
those who don't like it, eat a dick
But for those who
with me, sing that shit
As it go a little something like
this

La Di Da Di, we likes to party
We
don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody/>We're, just some niggaz who're on the mic
And
when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic [right]
For all
my Doggs keepin y'all in health
Just to see you smile
and enjoy yourself
Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy
conditionin
Which we create, cuz that's our mission/>So listen close, to what we say
Because this types of
shit happens every-day
I woke up around 10 o'clock in
the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and/>went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my
face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror
mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"/>There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The
mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well
that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So
I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay,
cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my
fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I
put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath/>Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new
Doggy underwear
for all the bitches I might take home/>I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
Now
I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks
Threw on my
white sox, with my all blue chucks
Stepped out the house,
stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my indo/>Then I dilly [dally] I ran through an [alley]
I bumped
into this smoker named [Sally] from the [Valley]
This was a
girl playin hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?" cuz
she looked upset
She said um

It's all
because of you, i'm feelin sad and blue
You went away,
now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how
much you'll never know
Cause you took your dope away
from me
A-huh, a-huh, ahuh

Damn, now what was I
to do
She's cryin over me and she was feelin blue/>I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye
And here comes
your mother with those two little guys"
Her mean mother
steps then says to me "Hi!!"
Decked Sally in the face and
punched her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped
on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The
bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Somethin was wrong I
said, "What was goin on?"
I tried to break up, I said,
"Stop it, just leave her!"
She said, "If I can't smoke
none, she can't either!"
She grabbed my closely by my
socks
So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of
rocks
But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick/>They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick
and
sayin....

Why don't you give me a play/>So we can brake it down the Long Beach way
And if you
give me that okay
I'll give you all my love today/>Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see
Somehow your
words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways/>Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay

And on and on
and on she kept goin
The bitch been around before my
mother's born!
I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a
hit
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for
you bitch!"
She said, "No you're not," then she starts
cryin
I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin!"/>I says, "I am, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled
pussy, I can't be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic toc you
don't stop
And to the, ah tic toc and you don't
quit
Yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop, and to the/>ah tic toc and ya don't quit, beeeotch!